JAKE

Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum

Girl: your cute

Jake:thx

Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me)
Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement

by Flower1773 December 18, 2019

Jake

Jake is a guy who is usually pretty quiet but is a lot of fun to be around. He tends to have more friends that are girls than those who are boys. He is the most caring guy in the world and can make any girl feel better if they have had a bad day. He loves making things and really does a lot for people. If you have a Jake in your life you are super lucky even if he does get on your nerves a little. He means well in every situation and is kind of oblivious at times but you just gotta love him and it's so hard to be mad at a Jake for a while. don't ever lose him as a friend cuz he is the best guy in the whole world to be around.

Girl: hey look it's Jake!

Girl 2: yeah we should talk to him, I've heard he's super nice

by 2stroke4life December 18, 2019

Jake

simp.

Jake is simp of the year

by clownoftheyear December 26, 2019

Jake

Universally known as a reverse cum bucket. Has the ability to cum bend. If he sees you talking smack you will get turned into street meat. Owns 400 mb of child pornography. says poggers .

''Yo jake has a big dick''

by factspitta69420 December 31, 2019

JAKE

A GIANT DICK WHO TURNS ALL THE HOES ON. HES A CUTIE WHOS LIKES BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS. HIS MOM IS A GIANT WHORE WHO IS A MUSIC TEACHER BY DAY AND A STRIPPER BY NIGHT. HE HAS A GIANT COCK AND 87 GIRLFRIENDS AND 69 BOY FRIENDS. HE LIKES TO SHOVED THINGS UP HIS ASS.

WOW That JAKE kid has a GiAnT cock I wish he wasnt such a dick

by mdrrr the daddy January 14, 2020

jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

by Jake January 17, 2020

Jake

Complete and utter wet cabbage

Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake

by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020