Covid-76

When somebody gets Covid-19 4 TIMES??!??!? You kinda have to be stupid to do this.

Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?

Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.

by rubybfdi April 24, 2020

schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 29, 2022

Covid scared

Anybody who locks themselves away from society due to being afraid of catching covid

Emily refused to leave her room as she was covid scared.

by Spencer and Spencer September 4, 2021

Covid vac

Covid vaccination

This vaccine cane out in a year mang side effects like memory loss people have gotten serolious symptoms of covid after taking it so yeaaaaaah death (covid vac)

by No biden March 23, 2021

covid lounge

A large grassy area where friends congregated (at a socially acceptable distance) for a beer and a chat during the lockdown of summer 2020

Coming down the Covid lounge to get pissed

by RedStripe November 22, 2020

Covid misinformation

Something de facto defined by Stalin, without Biden's input.

Facebook should be ashamed of itself; it needs Stalin to define covid misinformation.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2021

COVID Kiss

A social distancing expression of affection in place of a kiss, to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.

"Did you guys kiss after your date?"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"

by Natbry May 24, 2020