A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks

Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays

by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023

Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you

person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!

by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024

Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I April 26, 2018

monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 26, 2018

Monday quarterbacking

1. Just bullshiting off the top of your head
2. Saying whatever comes to your mind

1. Jimmy was pretty much Monday quarterbacking the whole presentation

by Protein Dan July 30, 2018

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee June 19, 2017