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fucked²

When you fuck up you get fucked to the first power but when you really fucked up a fuck up you get fucked squared so its fucked².
I thought I fucked up my know I really fucked up so you can say I've fucked² the situation.
by Fucked Up But Squared May 23, 2018
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Fuck This

The best line in the song, Alerion by Asking Alexandria.
Fuck This!

Cross my heart, and hope you die.
by XMDX72993 October 18, 2010
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Fuck

A word used far too often by today's youth. The word is more or less used to eccentuate one's point. For example, as opposed to saying "Holy shit", one might say "holy FUCKING shit".

However the word was not created by angst-filled teenages, but originates from old english times. A couple would need permission from the King or Duke of their region in order to have sex (as it would produce possibly unwanted offspring). So, when they had permission, they would hang a sign on their door saying F.U.C.K., meaning Fornication Under Consent from the King.

I just kind of figured urban dictionary could use more dictionary and less urban.
Guy 1: I plan to fuck my wife tonight.

Guy 2: I recommend getting consent from the King for that fornication.

Guy 1: Oh damn, good call man.
by saucyn00b March 25, 2009
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Fucking

When a man's penis is placed in a woman's vagina and thrusting occurs
Chad : Wow Lydia your bed is so soft!
Lydia : Get Out Of My Bed!
Chad : I can't grandma & grandpa are using mine!
Lydia : It's called A guest bedroom MOVE OUT!
Chad : Oh Lydia your hair is so soft & smells so good! Ahhhh!
Lydia : Leave me alone!
Chad : Wow do you always sleep naked! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Get You Cock Off My Leg!
Chad : Right it needs to be between you legs! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lydia : QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandma : How's my grandkids doing! OH MY GOD THERE FUCKING!
Grandpa : O God Damn! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Grandma : Chad Quit Fucking Your Sister Right Now!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma : And you quit jacking off or there will be no Fucking tonight!
Grandpa : Oh Shit's!
Chad : Uh there will be no old people Fucking in my bed umkay!
Lydia : MOVE OUT AND QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Grandma : That's It There Will Be No Fucking Tonight!
Grandpa : Oh well I guess i'll be Fucking Chad's Ass! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop August 22, 2019
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Fucking

by Brandon Micheal Sloan May 29, 2003
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fuck it

1.an expression when one sees a potential compatible
2.a feeling of hatred towards a noun, place, or thing
3.a sincere way to say no or goodbye
1.*see a lady down the street "Fuck it."
2."Will you go out with me?" "No." "Fuck it."
3."How may I help you?" "Fuck it and God bless."
by J.R... April 21, 2006
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fucked

Synonymous for sex of any kind.
"Dude, I just triple-fucked that bitch from da club last night!"
by Dominguez September 8, 2007
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