Definitions by tbone42

Popular Girls

Sone of the snottiest, annoying, yet cute girls in middle school. They walk around in short-shorts waving their fat asses around to make nerdy kids wanna fuck them. There are some annoying little fucks out there, but popular girls cannot be out-slutted. They are basically the definition sex, drunkenness, getting high, and smoking before the age of 18. Popular boys are way more worse, but that's a story for another day.

*popular girls conversation in middle school*

Brittney: Oh mi gawsh guyz guess wuut.
Faith: omigawd quit is it gal?
Brittney: I just saw Jimmy's instagram and it is gay asf!!!but he's so cute! Imma text him!
*Jimmy hears conversation, and does right choice to ignore them*
Jessica: ohmigawd he just looked at us!
*all 3 girls start squealing annoyingly*

Popular Girls by tbone42 April 14, 2019

Fuck 

A word to use when some random kid on the street is being a prick.

Guy 1: you're such an asshole.
Guy 3: no he is.
Guy 2: shut the fuck up, motherfuckers.
Guy 3: k.
Guy 1: ok sure.

Fuck by tbone42 October 28, 2018

Michael 

The worst guy ever. He steals your shit, takes your money, ransacks your house, and fakes his death to get away from the stealing. A complete asshole is what you should call him.

Girl: have you heard of michael? He's so dreamy.

Random kid: no he's not!

Michael by tbone42 October 28, 2018

Westy 

A small, cute dog that is sometimes annoying. Most of them are white, but some of them are black. They also run away if you let them loose.

Farmer: shit. My westy got away.
Maid: want me to get him?
Farmer: nah. Let little Joe run him over with the tractor. That'll teach Joe to look where he's driving.
Maid: your sick.
Farmer: don't judge me woman.

Westy by tbone42 October 28, 2018

Descendents 

An awesome punk rock band that is fuckin lit. It has some of the greatest fuckin music. No, it is not that gay ass Disney movie descendants. Disgusting.

Descendents made the all time legendary song Pervert is the 1980s.

Descendents by tbone42 October 28, 2018

Scientology 

A dumb ass religion that has stolen a beloved actor named Tom Cruise. It's also the main religion Anonymous and 4-chans roasts and exposed. A fucked-up cult.

Christian: God is my savior.
Muslim: Allah is my savior.
Scientologist: Thetan is my sempai. He fuckin thicc. America is fucked without scientology.
Atheist: You guys really need some help.
4-chans user: it's not the christian or muslim. It's the scientologist.
Atheist: ok.

Scientology by tbone42 October 28, 2018

IED 

A bomb used by non-military forces such as terrorists, school shooters, or anyone whose desire is to kill someone they hate with a homemade bomb.

School shooter: yo, i'm gonna kill you with this IED.

Random hoe: surely i'm not on your list, right?

School shooter: well...

IED by tbone42 October 28, 2018