flimflammermammerjammer

It is when you are extremely dumb and can’t put it into actually words

Deez Nuts: Bro, I litteraly just ate a porcupine! I’m just a flimflammermammerjammer

by TheJackofTheBox November 15, 2021

Flirt

To tenderize human meat.

"It is best to Flirt with someone before consumption"

by TurtleNinja16 September 3, 2021

Fairfix

FairFix was established in 2016, and is one of the leading repair store for cell phone, computers, tablets, gadgets parts replacement, and accessories. Fairfix provides top quality products, and an excellent customer service. Fairfix offers a vast variety of inventory to fulfill the needs of all clients at the most competitive prices in the market and by offering exceptional customer service to ensure full satisfaction.
Fairfix has three locations, which are located in (1) Fairfield, Connecticut; (2) Trumbull, Connecticut; and (3) Massapequa, New York.

I went to Fairfix to repair my iPhone’s broken screen. Not only did they replaced the screen and it looks brand new, but it was also a “fairfix” price!

by Lindsey C McMahon November 23, 2021

Flirt

verb
flirt
/flərt/
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1.
behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.
"it amused him to flirt with her"

2.
(of a bird) wave or open and shut (its wings or tail) with a quick flicking motion.
"a moorhen stepped out of the reeds, flirting its white tail"
noun
a person who habitually flirts.
"Jim was an outrageous flirt"

Should I go flirt with Jordan? He's really hot...

by ROastingKids24 December 7, 2021

Fairfax Cadillac

A foldable wire shopping cart that the old ladies push through the Fairfax neighborhood in Los Angeles while doing their daily shopping.

My Bubbe and her friends fill up their Fairfax Cadillac's every Wednesday so they can make Shabbat dinner for the whole family.

by LASteeezy January 20, 2022

Flarf

A tiny clod of dust and lint that either collects in the deep corner pocket of jeans or the bellybutton.

1. I found flarf in my bellybutton while changing my shirt. 2. There was flarf in my jean's pocket that the dryer vent did not collect.

by anonymous December 23, 2021

flarf

When you laugh and fart at the same time.

I just flarfed. I guess I need to poop. haha.
Hey, you just flarfed. haha.
I just flarfed again.

by Yuliehowl December 26, 2021