fakefire

A very unfunny person from the site BasilMarket who types liek dis. His guide on getting women was funny at first, but his later threads were pure unfunniness. He tells dumb stories with lame humor. His jokes are so old and the way he types is so played out now. I'm glad that retard quit Basil.

fakefire: one tiem i was out wit my ho n den i smecked her in da face cuz she wudnt tie my shoe. i told her not to direspeck me cuz im da pimpmaster fakefire.

Stupid Ass Basiler: HAHAHAHA LOL! YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY FAKEFIRE! I'D LAUGH HARDER IF I WASN'T SUCKING YOUR COCK ALL THE TIME!

by basil person January 16, 2008

Fake Girl

A girl, typically between the ages of 14 and 25, who is so completely insecure about her looks that she has to change her entire appearance to resemble that of a cheap hooker, just to make herself feel "hotter."
These girls can be easily recognized by their ratty bleached hair, fake-bake orange "tans," pounds of makeup caked on their faces, slutty outfits and eerie ability to make the duck face in almost all of their photos.

-Guy #1: "I don't want to date a fake girl, I prefer a natural beauty any day!"

Guy #2: "Fake girls are so ugly, yet they always think they're so hot."

by YouDontNeedToKnowHaha May 15, 2011

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012

fake

A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

A fake meeting her victim:

Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!

by the-anomaly July 5, 2006

fake emo

people at my school (and lots of other people) are becoming.. "emo". they wear black clothes and pink eyeshadow and listen to the used. They think this makes them emo, and they think they are cool because of it.
However some people are really emo and quite a few of them are in circumstances where it is definatley not cool to be like them. Fake emos can also be mallcore.

look at that fake emo with the black skinny jeans and fake depression

by peDery FyLe January 11, 2006

Fake Friend

Some one who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to want to be your friend.

-tells you to be yourself but gets mad when you tell them the truth.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-calls their friend a coward for confronting or standing up for themselves.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Sarah always tried to be nice to me, then I crossed the line and she called me out on it. At first I was really angry but then I realized I had been a real fake friend to her this year.

by Helpful_Hannah April 19, 2010

fake nigga

a bitch ass nigga that always acts hard but is really a soft bitch...

A quandarius u know that nigga charles? that bitch is a fake nigga.

by M.I.C July 27, 2006