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Cum Dumpster

Any place where a lot of cum ends up. A funny and alternative way to call someone a whore. A part of a body that touches cum of often.
Definition 1

Boy 1: My room is so dirty cuz all the fappin i have been doin lately. My pillow and webkinz are like a cum dumpster now.
Boy 2: Thats fucked up.

Definition 2

Boy 1: Dude, that girl slept with 5 guys last night.
Boy 2: Woah! She is a cum dumpster!

Definition 3

Boy 1: She sucks dick every night bro.
Boy 2: She got a cum dumpster for a mouth.
by DumpinCum January 28, 2014
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Detroit Dumpster Fire

To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.
Man, last night was crazy!!!! We got Steven drunk and gave him the ol Detroit Dumpster fire!
by Howie Lichtersnatch August 6, 2017
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Dumpster Fire

When a person of any gender blows smoke from either a vape or cigar into the private parts of a female, then and only then is the dumpster fire created.
Yo I lowkey wanna start a dumpster fire when I eat out Ashly tonight!
by SpinkCity January 24, 2021
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jiz dumpster

a person who has many races jizz stored in between toes, teeth, and pubic hairs.
me, my spanish, black, and asians friends all jizzed on this bitch, that damn jiz dumpster whore.
by jiz king October 12, 2008
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cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa
He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!
by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011
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dumpster

Eating a whole pizza, box of cereal, or loaf of bread.
When one person consumes something meant for a lot of people.
by scrap_iron August 6, 2006
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sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.
Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"
by waKtheSak September 10, 2008
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