Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.

*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.

by Jojopa January 25, 2022

Dad for One

A popular My Hero Academia fanfiction trope where All for One is Midoriya Izuku's father

"I love Dad for One fics" "Got any Dad for One fic recs?"

by CoffeeNOrder66 April 4, 2023

Dad Bod

The type of physique a man "earns" when the increasing pressures of work life, married life, and especially fatherhood no longer allow him the time or drive to maintain a hard, toned figure. As a result, what was once a sculpted, chiseled frame degresses into a soft, flabby heaping pile of I Don't Give A Shit Anymore.

Rick used to be jacked when he played football in college. Now he has a wife, three kids, and a demanding job, so he rocks the Dad Bod

by Mvpcm09 October 14, 2016

dad jeans

Jeans that are no longer fashionable and are usually characterized by a tapered leg, high waist or brand name that was cool about ten years ago. Dad jeans are typically worn by aging men with salt and pepper hair who are in denial that they are no longer hip, have children and drive a station wagon or SUV.

I felt so old last night at the bar...my friend Brian's dad jeans were like woman repellent!

by Minkman March 25, 2008

dad? is that you?

You say this when you find your dad who left 15 years ago for a pack of cigarettes.

Dad: *le walking down street*
Kid: dad? Is that you?

by Phanisreal4826 May 20, 2016

Dad Jokes

A Dad Joke is when your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny.

Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.

*RARELY are they funny to you*

Brad: "It's okay guys, you don't have to laugh at his jokes, i know they're bad.."

Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"

Brad: ?????????????

by Dave Karlisle October 29, 2010

Dad Tax

A portion of an item a father is entitled to when he buys something for his kids, usually something they pestered him to purchase or if they ask for his assistance to open the packaging. This is normally applicable for food items.

"Here's your damn potato chips and I opened the bag."
*Reaches in for a handful*
"Minus Dad Tax."

by Dyna-Mo Chen May 27, 2016