Alaskan Cowboy 

It is similar to an Alaskan Pipeline. You take a shit in a condom, and then you began to freeze your shit. Once your shit is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen shit. Then when you fuck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen shit at her.

Jackie: "I had a great time last night, my back is killing me"
John: "Dont thank me hunny, thank the Alaskan Cowboy"

Alaskan Cowboy by The Homie January 26, 2010

chinese cowboy 

A chinese person driving too fast in a parking garage.

"Watch out or your gonna get hit by that Camry drivin' Chinese Cowboy!"

chinese cowboy by Pattrriicckk August 26, 2007

wannabe cowboy nudist 

a nude moron with a cowboy hat, a six shooter, n a handkerchief--without the badassness.

this one's pretty self explanatory... you'll know if you or someone you know is a wannabe cowboy nudist.

wannabe cowboy nudist by tom and kelly September 25, 2005

Shadow Cowboy 

A girl that can only be found attractive after consuming a high amount of alcohol. One that is questionable before, but a green light after a few drinks.

B: Hey dude, lets go to that sick party.
M: Alright, I wonder if Betty will be there...
B: Why man shes not really that attractive?
M: Its ok, well be drinking, and shes a shadow cowboy.

Shadow Cowboy by Secret Steve April 10, 2011

Reverse Mongo Cowboy

A Woman, hangs vertically over a ma; and then falls. mid-fall she turns around into a 69 position. On the bounce back up, they grab each others feet, and roll forward. (imagine Cat-Dog rolling down a hill). This leaves the man on top, with his pee-pee in the woman's butthole, and her finger in his (butthole)

I think i busted my back with the reverse mongo cowboy last night, Tracy was too fat

Reverse Mongo Cowboy by Loki5869 September 7, 2009

Suburban Cowboy 

A Suburban cowboy is the primary enemy of the Urbanist or other variant known as the Urbanista. This cowboy, not necessary a native of the Plains states, usually inhabits a suburban location, most often a modest house or a garden apartment, who is subject to the anti-neighbor behaviors and customs of the influx of new people from the inner-city or other third-world location. Yes, the cowboy bears the brunt of having to walk around the used condoms and sandal collection of these people, and, most often, this cowboy usually must involve the police on multiple calls.

"Yippee-cuy-ay! Rounded up another urbanista for the immigration coral. Whoppee!!" said the suburban cowboy as he glistened on his most recent victory...

Suburban Cowboy by Risk-Taker December 1, 2006

sphincter cowboy

noun: a guy who likes to put his weiner in another man's butthole.

He pounded his boyfriend's ass like a real sphincter cowboy

sphincter cowboy by itsmemike February 16, 2009