ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities
Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.
by itsmemike February 20, 2009
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sphincter cowboy

noun: a guy who likes to put his weiner in another man's butthole.
He pounded his boyfriend's ass like a real sphincter cowboy
by itsmemike February 16, 2009
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