Definitions by itsmemike

ass fritter

a turd, also can be used to insult someone with turdlike qualities

Nobody likes him, he acts like such an ass fritter.

ass fritter by itsmemike February 20, 2009

sphincter cowboy

noun: a guy who likes to put his weiner in another man's butthole.

He pounded his boyfriend's ass like a real sphincter cowboy

sphincter cowboy by itsmemike February 16, 2009