crooked little heart

Crooked little heart

An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.

“You got a crooked little heart!”

“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On

by Sam Kenzy March 12, 2019

Crooked

When someone looks weird; acts weird

See that girl over there she a crooked bitch.

by Barbra and Allie August 18, 2019

Corked

When a woman's air passage is blocked by a man's penis, and therefore cannot breathe.

Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."

by SammyBoi720 February 13, 2020

Cookei

Smol babie loml!!
She may be fun sized but don’t underestimate her she 100% won’t hesitate to bark @ u no cap.

Stan cookei for good grades and clear skin
Take care of your kids cookei smh

by @chx_nhee December 23, 2020

cookers block

When you can’t think of anything to cook.

Daughter: hey mum what’s for dinner?

Mother: I don’t know I have cookers block

by taneesha January 7, 2021

conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

by Grace the sk August 1, 2021

Cocked it

Fucking something up royally

Yea brandon over there cocked it bad

by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021