Commentmaphobia

The fear of leaving Facebook comments for several reasons

-You have the totally shitty iPhone, that has the Facebook app which regularly posts comments under different pictures

-You know someone with 3,000 friends, and if you leave a comment, you will be alerted all damn day of other peoples "Likes" and "Comments"

-You have location services enabled, you told your girlfriend you were at work, and you don't want her to see you are in a different county

"Dude, why did you say 'I'd like to tear into that' on my Mothers picture?"

"Because you posted a picture of a filet mignon, i made that comment under it, and my shitty iPhone app assigned it to a different picture. That's why i have Commentmaphobia"

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"Wow, you are a popular guy. Your phone has been buzzing all night"

"No, i made a comment on a super popular girls picture and my phone has been blowing up all day with alerts from people i don't know. It's enough to give me Commentmaphobia"

by BLAKERNCONN November 28, 2011

Committing Templicide

To purposefully die in the game Temple Run.

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."

by caro...7788 February 22, 2012

Commitiphile

one who repeatedly commits them self to another, typically has a history of having multiple ex-wives or ex-husbands, and frequently jumps in to new relationships.

He was engaged to be married for the 4th time. He's such a commitiphile.

by moodyon1977 August 12, 2012

comment skim

The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.

I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.

by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 4, 2013

Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014

Commenthator

1. a) A person stating a negative opinion without a proper reasoning.

b) A commentator of sports who looks down to the players.
2. Commentators who make a bad job due to the lack of knowledge, attention to the game or have a monotone voice.

1. I usually avoid the comment section because there are too many commenthators.
2. Man, this is awful! You got to mute that match to enjoy it. This dilettante commenthators.

by AgileIndex October 12, 2015

Commentment

When you get tagged in a video on social media and then feel obligated to watch it.

I really should be studying but I've already got so many commentments.

by That random guy over there January 6, 2016