Chode 

A penis which is fat and small to such an extensive degree, that it is actually wider than it is long.

I unzipped his trousers and I was confronted with what I thought to be a grossly inflammed testicle. It was, alas, only the poor boy's chode. Needless to say, I ran quickly.

Chode by Chode Appreciation Society January 20, 2004

Chode 

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

Chode by Big Man February 22, 2004

Chode Muffin 

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)

"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"

Chode Muffin by D.Shea February 24, 2005

Chode 

1. A penis wider than it is long
2. The are between the scrotum and the anus

Rachel wanted to give Dunbar a handjob but could not because he had a chode

Jeanette licked Stu's chode

Chode by Andrew Dunbar January 12, 2006

Chode 

A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.

Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.

Chode by Teniss April 21, 2007

chode 

a nasty short fat dick! or just a cool word to call people

"god damn get ur chode outta here"

chode by §hàn August 15, 2004

Chode 

A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

Chode by D. Purves January 8, 2004