Cerebrate

Verb. From the words cerebral and masturbate. def. To engage in self-absorbed conversation, normally rhetorical and rarely clever, that is strictly for the pleasure of the speaker.

"Dude, why do you constantly cerebrate? Just get to the phuckin point!"

by rtw1313 August 3, 2007

eat cereal

to smoke pot
usually used when saying "smoke pot" is unwise.

During class:
Dude #1: Wanna go eat cereal?
Dude #2: Hell yes.

by ThatHannahGirl September 14, 2008

Cereus

the slang version of the word 'serious'.
Was created by the tripod aka. the elite trio

"yo man u see that sexy cougar?"
"cereus"

by the Judge January 20, 2005

chare

country for there... instead of sayin there say chare pronounced like chair

look at that fine boi right chare... i aint lyin

by Taryn Burton May 22, 2005

Cereal

1. Nickname for the single sexiest guy on the planet. esp. Special K.

Y: OMG! Cereal just looked at you again!!
M: sigh. I love cereal...

U: I had Special K this weekend!
M: EXCUSE ME??? WTF???
U: I MEANT THE CEREAL!
M: Do you mean THE cereal?? or MY cereal???
U: THE!
M: Oh... phew. you had me scared for a minute.
U: LMAO

by luvinmesumspecialK March 31, 2009

cereal on a plate

During intercourse, if something goes in the wrong hole, then it is known as cereal on a plate because it does not belong there, much like cereal does not belong on a plate, but in a bowl.

We had cereal on a plate when my dick went in her ass last night.

by hahai'mblack June 19, 2010

cereal

when something is so serious it tranfers into breakfast.

person 1: 'oh my god, are you being cereal?'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'

person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'

by jedwardchicken September 16, 2011