Carly Gilbert

The act of eating asparagus with Micky Mouse

This morning, at the disney cafe, i totally carly gilbert!

by Carlos munches cool November 22, 2010

cart parting

to create a path between two inconsiderate shoppers in a grocery store aisle by emanating nonverbal cues of frustration or impatience. After the cart part, no words need be said as the offenders tend to realize their fault and are likely ashamed.

Ted: Wow, that old lady performed a cart part without having to come to a stop.

Frank: I'm sure she's had many years of practice to have such flawless execution with her cart parting.

by _.-Frosty-._ July 14, 2011

carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

by qguru722 September 21, 2012

cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.

J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.

by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014

Cart Bomb

To surreptitiously drop random products in a fellow shoppers cart at the supermarket. Only to be done if said shopper is obliviously leaving their cart unattended and blocking an aisle.

I just did a Triple Crown of a Cart Bomb! I dropped three feminine hygiene products in that guys' cart that was blocking three aisles!

by longrider700 January 14, 2015

Carlynn Dresser

A dumbass who thinks tractors on AA batteries, broke her thumb like an absolute loser and never lets her friend Kenny talk when hew and her friends walk to school like an asshole.

Fuck off Carlynn Dresser

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Cart Cucked

When you have an item in your online cart and many people try to buy the item, so what was in your cart is now gone due to someone else buying the item.

Person 1- Yeah I was really close to buying the Fallout 4 Collectors Edition this weekend.
Person 2- Well what happened?
Person 1- Gamestop fucking Cart Cucked me!

by YungDishwasher February 5, 2018