Carson 

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

Carson by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

Carson Cassidy 

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.

carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you

Carson Cassidy by biden joe December 29, 2022

Carlynton 

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Carlynton by PlushtimeTV January 7, 2023

Carson Bleeks 

If your name is carson bleeks you have a hot sister named Maya Bleeks

Your name is carson bleeks, Do you have a hot sister?

Carson Bleeks by Carson Bleeks January 20, 2023

Carson 

He has a fat cock and is in love with all the big booty black hoes frfr

Dat nigga carson love his black hoes

Carson by Jamar33 January 22, 2023

carsonified 

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

carsonified by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

carson 

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.

“did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
“oh lol,” said tyler

carson by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023