Carlynton 

A high school on Kings Highway located in Rosslyn Farms, PA. Usually graduates about 150 - 250 people per graduating class. This high school is combines the outcasts of Crafton, Carnegie, and Rosslyn Farms and trys to "teach" them. Teachers are C level at best and the most technological thing in this school is a vending machine. The principals are usually out of touch a-holes. The only good thing to come out of this school was Bill Cowher and that was 20 yrs ago.

College Admissions: Looks like you got straight As. This is very good.

Potential Student: Thanks I tried really hard.

College Admissions: The only problem is that you went to Carlynton, expect to see a rejection letter in the mail.

Potential Student: Aw man, what am I supposed to tell my mom when I didn't get accepted at Pheonix Online?

Carlynton by CarGrad July 17, 2009

Carlynton 

A school district.

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carltoncourtcunt 

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable

My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism

carltoncourtcunt by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.

I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!

Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

Sloppy Carlton 

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

Sloppy Carlton by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009

vanessa carlton 

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.

ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?

vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005

Vanessa Carlton 

A very underrated artist who can actually sing. Unlike many other singers these days, Vanessa's lyrics aren't pointless or sex-caked. Her second album, Harmonium was a commercial failure, which led to her department of A&M records. Her third album, Heroes and Thieves is supposed to come out in October 2007.

Vanessa Carlton sells her feelings while other artists these days sell their body...

Vanessa Carlton by BeardedOctopus August 7, 2007