Butt Blossom

Butt Blossom: anus; asshole the look of an anus; or someone who acts like an asshole

Dee yelled at Hank, "You are acting like a butt blossom again, you fart brained ass munch."

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butt dial

accidentally dialing a cell phone thats in your pocket and the resulting broadcasting of a conversation to the last person dialed

We heard all the personal details of his blind date after he butt dialed the apartment landline.

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The burning sensation that occurs after one has taken an epic diarrhea.

Dude 1: Why are you walking so slow? It looks like you got raped.

Dude 2: this butt burn is killing me!

Butt burn by The hempn February 1, 2010

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Fart, flatulence, emission of gas from the hindquarters

If i don't stand up i might butt burp.

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The act of ejaculating on someone's butt-hole without actual penetration.

I stood over her spread asshole and gave her a great butt shot.
Creampie's are nice but, I love to shoot my cum directly on her butt-hole.

Butt Shot by Movie Guy February 29, 2012

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An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.

Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.

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Someone so ugly, they look like a dog's butt.

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