Stoner Boner

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker Is a term used for certain images, people, or objects that ceases a man's erection. Often said as, 'B-b-boner breaker!'

Chris: This erection is so good!

Simon: Margaret Thatcher naked..

Chris: Eugh! What?! My erection! It's gone!

Simon: B-b-b-boner breaker!

by Ferrik October 4, 2008

stoner boner

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

by killachronic August 28, 2005

boner garage

A woman who loves/addicted to sex so much she refers to her vagina as a boner garage.

boner garage

by KimboSplice69 November 20, 2013

HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

by bishop323 October 6, 2011

Boner Cactus

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus

DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.

by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009

bendy boner

When the penis is neither fully erect, nor fully flaccid; a half chub. Not to be confused with a bendy badger.

That girl's tits are saggy, but they still gave me a bendy boner.

by bdben February 2, 2015