pity blowjob 

A ptty blow job is given when your girl wont fuck you, but you wont take no for an answer so after begging she offers you a blow job to shut you up. But its not a regular blowjob its a bullshit cover up for her lack of sexual drive
Not even cumming all over her face would make the pity blow job feel satisyfing

" Babe im horny lets fuck !" " No im sick i dont feel good, how bout a pity blowjob" " Na id rather go watch 60 minutes!!!"

pity blowjob by a sexually frusterated man December 28, 2009

Blowjob 

Something gullible young girls will do to try and be popular or get attention . Usually just leads to the dicking sucking girl to be laughed at by other girls in school and passed around and treated like a ho by the guys. Will frequently lead to the nicknames, BJ, Hummer or Chickhead, as well as a whooping case of herpes.

Damn dude, hook up with Sarah at the party, she's so desperate for attention that she'll give a blowjob to anyone. She plays a nice little tune on the ol' bone a phone.

Blowjob by oceancats March 30, 2017

Mega BlowJob 

to kick or puch someone in the ballls

I totally gave Mega Blowjob to your dad

Mega BlowJob by chucknorrissssssssssssssssssss April 25, 2010

Blowjob 

When us ladies put our mouth's on a guys dick and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while lovingly massage his balls and always deep throat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.

My husband Tom and I were on vacation in the Bahamas. We were swimming in the deep water when I decided I'd give him a nice blowjob to show him some gratitude and appreciation for all he does for me (he is a professional football player who makes nearly twelve million dollars a year, which allows me to live lavishly in our multi million dollar condo in the city). I swam underneath him and positioned myself between his strong, muscular legs. I slide down his trunks and push his hard penis inside of my mouth. I swirl my tongue around his head and he gently pushes my face deeper into his crotch. Suddenly out of nowhere I am bombarded with a sweet substance. I can't tell whether it is urine or semen so I lick it up with pleasure... This was a great experience for both Tom and I.

My wife Grace and I were in the Bahamas and we were swimming in the deep waters when out of nowhere my wife decides to go down on pee. 'Shit!' I think to myself because just as she does this, I get this immense urge to pee. She swirls her tongue around my penis ever so gently and I'm tempted to push her away, but I can't, so I push her in. She causes me to explode and just when I think she will be mad that I have jizzed all over her, she happily brushes it away with her smooth tongue. I love my wife very much.

Blowjob by tomandgrace07 April 5, 2017

blowjob nose 

Similar to blowjob lips, a blowjob nose is a nose with large voluptuous nostrils that you could easily imagine slipping your penis in.

"You can keep calling my girlfriend ugly, but I just think she just has a blowjob nose."

blowjob nose by Troy Rabideau July 12, 2009

reverse blowjob 

When a couple is engaging in anal sex, and the catcher/receiver farts on the partner's penis.

I was banging Susan in the ass and she gave me a reverse blowjob.

reverse blowjob by Matt Crabbe October 16, 2007

Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.

Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.

Blowjob Surprise by Blow4Now April 22, 2009