Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025

Bloomberged

Censored free speech.

GN got Bloomberged.

by The.Real.Hueristic August 22, 2025

Bloomscrolling

Scrolling through social media for good news where the more you look through it the more faith you have in humanity.

I don't doomscroll for hours, instead I go bloomscrolling so that I feel better about the world

by Shadow_Marionette September 12, 2025

bloomberg

to bloomberg
to bloomberg out of something
to be bloomberged

(as a multi-billion dollar conglomerate) to threaten a journalist, youtuber, or small business with legal action (in the hopes to further your own revenue stream) and then not actually follow through with the legal action for reasons unmentioned but (and the public can assume) most likely because the financial cost to go through actual legal action would not be worth the reward, if there even is one (but most likely not).

Person 1: Yo did you hear? Bloomberg just bloomberged Gamer's Nexus.
Person 2: Lol typical Bloomberg, bloomberging all over themselves.

by jorjorjorjorz September 15, 2025

Bloomberg

verb - To bitch out.
verb (transitive) - The act of bitching out.
noun - The result of bitching out.

Karen started the argument full of bluster, but in the face of overwhelming righteousness, she proceeded to Bloomberg.

by DuckofFail September 16, 2025

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010