blonde leading the blind 

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

blonde leading the blind by iluvmako December 27, 2011

Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid 

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.

Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010

dirty blind fold 

When you shit a long turd across someones eyes like a blindfold

While the butt smurf was asleep, I gave that bitch a dirty blindfold.

dirty blind fold by Ball Sack July 1, 2006

The FLying Blind Burritto 

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".

Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

The FLying Blind Burritto by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

Number blind 

Slang for the math learning disability dyscalculia

My dyscalculia is making me all number blind

Number blind by ellyodd April 15, 2010

playing blind 

While playing games, someone playing blind is someone who has no prior knowledge of the game, and someone who does not look up answers for the game.

Synonyms: newbie, Rookie

Man, that new player is playing blind so they must be new to gaming.

playing blind by Milky Sleep November 19, 2018

asian blind spot 

The area directly in front of your face.

Dude1: How the fuck did you drive into a house.

Dude2: I don't know, it was right in my asian blind spot

asian blind spot by the original shigy January 22, 2007