Blast Processing

1. A fake term made up by Sega to make the SEGA Genesis sound more powerful than it actually was.
2. See propaganda

"yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast Processing" said the Sega freak.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

finger blasting

the process of inserting your finger into a female. also known as finger banging or fingering

johnny was finger blasting his girlfriend.

by james October 29, 2003

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Nigger Blast

The act of blowing a load (see also: jizzing) on a hooker's feet do to uncontrolable orgasming spasms.

"Ah shit baby, I'm startin' to feel it!"

"Don't you dare do it!"

"AHHHHHH! NIGGER BLAST!!!!!"

"MY FEET! I JUST GOTTA PEDICURE!"

by Nigger Blaster12 July 26, 2009

Turnip Blaster

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW

Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

by tasty cake June 28, 2009

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003

Ghetto Blasting

Ghetto Blasting is the vertical version of the "hot Carl". Ghetto Blasting is when you shit against a large store-front window.

Dude, me and Pete are Ghetto Blasting the window in front of Nordstrom.

by Kung Fu Pirate Pants October 30, 2010