Blarned

When you have been wearing tight jeans or uncomfortable clothing all day and you finally get to wear a warm pajama before going to bed

Yesterday, it was the best night ever. I had to work all day in a tight suit and it was making it hard to breathe. I had dinner and then headed straight for the bed. I wore my new pajama and I felt so Blarned that I immediately fell asleep!

by Your Local Oracle October 2, 2020

blarbendoop kendinkleshplat

A random word/ phrase that I made up because I was bored.

HI Wazzup? "BLARBENDOOP KENDINKLESHPLAT" *gets weird looks* okkkkk...

by BooAnna October 27, 2020

Blareau

Somebody that’s guaranteed to pull your bird, despite being from a shitty village

“What happened with you and your bird?”
“Well things were going really well but then a blareau came along and she broke up with me”

by DS22 January 19, 2021

Blarfkin

Barfing on one’s ball bag while giving head

My girlfriend was so drunk my blow job turned into a blarfkin.

by Chickenshot. January 30, 2021

Blart

Brummie slang for cry.

"When her Dad passed away she had a right good blart."

by CeliceJ March 7, 2021

Blarting

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

by biggamer23 May 20, 2021

Blarget

An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.

Look at that blarget, he’s pooping in the yard again!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021