minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

hanging out in the blankets

fucking

Me and my girl were hanging out in the blankets

by zambs May 7, 2018

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

belly blanket

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey

Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey

by KombatWombat November 15, 2018

Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat

When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket

by EHZD October 12, 2019

arabian blanket party

the act of having sex in a piss covered blanket.

honey, i need to piss, do you want to have an arabian blanket party?

by bratwurst99 August 16, 2025