bertott

A dirty cuban! Usually used my kids in junior high.

"Hey look it's bertott."says Jake.
"Dirty cuban!"says Brett.

by funkadelic January 10, 2008

bertshow

A common term used in the South to refer to someone acting like a jerk. The term originated from the cranky muppet "Bert" from Sesame street.

"I'm tired of dating Jeff. He's has a nasty attitude and puts on a real bertshow."

by ErykaG December 2, 2007

Bertathon

A string of berties seemingly without end.

A series of relentless acts of rudeness in which the perpetrator
encroaches upon the rights of another.

First the tea, then the angel cake, he's also borrowed my tennis racket without asking AND he's wearing my headband ! A bertathon and a half indeed !

by Man79 October 24, 2010

Bertolesi

The last name of two creepy children

Alina
Martin
Bertolesi

by jkdgsdfjkgdsajk; November 15, 2010

Bertao

To be 3/4 circumcised.

I was gunna go down on him till i noticed he was bertao.

by Muffdiver10 February 19, 2011

bertilicious

-adjective
bert-a-licious.
1.
something or someone that possesses an aura of unparalleled quality or status. Sick as F*ck.
2.
a mental+physical condition in which the effected person operates or thinks in ways "normal" people cannot imagine, much less reach in their life.

I don't care what anyone says - Tonight I'm going bertilicious. Every lady is a target and every dude is a punching bag.

After Brett purchased an "I BRING IT" t-shirt, he wasn't surprised to feel bertilicious when a bus load of quarter & dime pieces nearly overturned while checking him out.

by Aesop Bitches April 27, 2011

Bertski

Nick name referring to the name Robert or Roberta

Bertski walks like a weeble wobble!
Who?
Roberta.

by Jones Bryce July 13, 2011