Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum

Beating a meat

by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

Basting

The act of fucking a pregnant chick and nutting as deep as you can in her with no condom so as to bast the child inside

"Yo I can't believe you fucking a pregnant chick."
"Yea man I've been basting that little fuck for a while now"

by Peckerpuller69 January 13, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020

Bestings

An epic Youtuber who makes montages

person 1: have u seen bestings
person 2: yea he makes epic montages

by Finthechat December 22, 2020

Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.

Greg was beating the whole village again last night.

by El Guapo 29 January 1, 2021