barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

by Pallybear December 28, 2005

Barteck

Meaning "Emo" , "Pussy" , "suicidal" , "no friended" , or "Dumb Polak".

Barteck is gay

by Mischeifx November 18, 2010

bartender

1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...

1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"

by wez-1 September 4, 2005

Fart Bart

A major fart, potentially dangerous to the eye, that Bart Simpson ejects out of his ass.

Oh no! A Fart Bart. Ewww...

by Fish Boy o.o August 10, 2007

Bartard

when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.

Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??

by Suprane September 8, 2006

Bart Simpson

a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

by Randall September 27, 2003