Bagel

The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.

Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017

Bagel

Did you actually just ask urban dictionary what a bagel is? Do you have anything better to do? Get yo socially awkward cheeks off the coach and get some babes.

Bagel

by MyDogIsChonky October 1, 2022

Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 8, 2018