Beasted

What cool kids on Gears Of War say, especially nubs.

Yo, I beasted you, cuz im MLG Pro.

by Crim50n baybay August 21, 2008

beasted

1.Drunk as hell, usually involves passing out, making out with randoms, throwing up...

2.Extremely ugly

3. to have done something really well

1.Billy was beasted last night, he passed out on the toilet with his pants down,

2. That bitch is BEASTED!

3. You beasted that bitch in the fight

by Jessica40 April 12, 2007

beasted

See beasting

You really BEASTED that to BITS!

by Reading_School_Moto February 24, 2003

Beasted

A word typicaly used for when someone pwns someone. Either on an online game or in real life.

Gregory: DUDEEE!!! THAT DUDE JUST BEASTED YOUR ASS!!!

Guy that got beasted upon: I know, I got totaly beasted on, its because i suck.

by Yanisaurus_rex September 10, 2009

tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.

Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."

by sicksicky445 March 8, 2011

blaster

n. an area of extreme, concentrated irritation or pain located on the keister; a portmanteau of the words "ass" and "blister."

Dude, would you slow down going over those speedbumps? I've got a killer blaster and you aren't helping.

by Schusta December 14, 2009

Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

by VickersVagina March 29, 2010