Useful courting maneuver used when stuck outside someone with whom you're attempting to have relations. Often found on college campuses, but can also be found in the backwoods of some eastern states esp in vicinity of Wayah Road.
Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving your junk and accelerating forwards at the hole in front. Similar to an aggressive passing maneuver but with a few key differences. It can also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.
Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving your junk and accelerating forwards at the hole in front. Similar to an aggressive passing maneuver but with a few key differences. It can also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.
Better be careful, Frank -- not only has that guy been standing right behind you, I think I saw him pulling an Angry Wellzy.
by Fontana Frank May 06, 2013
A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap
by bad_santa March 08, 2015
When a dude shits into a chick's mouth, rams the shit with his cock, and makes her swallow it. After that is complete, the girl shits the shit out and they put the shit between the chick's tits and smashes them together.
by Angry Ian May 22, 2008
The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.
by therealXII September 07, 2009
When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.
ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.
by shooooteh October 26, 2004
to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.
Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.
by Stacker February 26, 2004
A situation where you smoke a pack a cigarettes while a cheap truck stop whore gives you an old school BJ in the back of your rig and then doesn't finish the job and instead takes your cash and runs.
by kiesersozay January 24, 2011