Fucking Twat

Typically a person who is devoid of all logic or reason. They tend to make poor ill advised decisions that adversely affect those around them. Another stark characteristic is that they’re overall a fucking idiot.

Kyle broke up with Leslie??? THE Leslie??? The woman who was gracious enough to even date him??? What a fucking twat!

You see that guy over there with the weak mustache and feminine build? What a fucking twat, amirite?

by Geezer Squeezer November 5, 2022

pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.

Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat

by Alexis B December 25, 2008

twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.

I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle

by superdaveosborne July 4, 2010

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

Belgian Twat

A word used to insult a Belgian

Example: Open your eyes you Belgian Twat

Conversation Examples:
Gordon: Where's JP? JP?
Jean-Philippe: Yes Chef?
Gordon: What is that? (Referring to Barrett's writing)
Jean-Philippe: Sorry Chef
Gordon: Yeah, hey, take him and you back to Belgium you Belgian twat.
Jean-Philippe referring to Barrett: Yeah thanks a lot

by Ralph_69 August 25, 2022

twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.

Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

Pediatric twat

An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.

That pediatric twat Smurf is crying cause she broke up with her boyfriend for the 8th time today.

by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019