Woke Dad 

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.

Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

Woke Dad by Doll.Face September 19, 2021

woke pilled 

Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.

The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.

woke pilled by Tinker Stream December 26, 2022

Woke privilege 

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture

"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"

Woke privilege by Charwunsee January 23, 2023

Woke music

Music performed by exclusively LGBT, black, ethnic group or disabled choirs or orchestras

At King Charles coronation in May 2023 there will be woke music provided by an exclusively LGBT choir.

Woke music by Monoculi January 25, 2023

woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how others' beliefs and opinions need to change to "progress humanity forwards". Which means that anybody elses points of views/opinions are unacceptable forms of hate speech if they don't align with their ideologies...aka extreme left-wing.

Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!

woke-avist by Curve Baller March 19, 2023

Woke Quest 

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

Woke Quest by jondich March 19, 2023

Woke Crow 

Left wing, Democrat who employ the "Jim Crow" tactics from the historical past of the Democratic party.

We have entered the “Woke Crow” era where left wing Democrats have re-weaponized their past “Jim Crow” tactics.

Woke Crow by MinnWhoDat April 10, 2023