kayli parker

runs around the halls screaming leave me alone and flips u off if u even say her name-brady willman is in love with her

"hey did u see that kayli parker walking around"
"yeah i asked her something and she yelled at me and flipped me off

by marbyssssss September 9, 2021

Parker

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.

Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.

by urbanspite January 31, 2018

Parker

Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰

Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”

by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019

parker

Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day

i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic

by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024

Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.

Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!

by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019

freya parker

shes loyal , fiya , got back , sexy ,funny as

why u searching my mate

freya parker up

by you boyyy November 18, 2023

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016