wal mart

The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.

John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?"

Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."

by kevin21boston November 10, 2008

walmartialarts

when two "Canadians" go toe to toe for the last pair of clearance $1.99 flip flops.

Shit yo, I had to break off some WalMartialarts on her ass before she bogarted my boots.

by Robert Weiser February 7, 2007

Wal-Mart whack

A powerful punch executed during fights at Wal-Mart during the holiday shopping season, usually in a battle over the last $69 TV, $199 laptop, or other gift item. The frequency of Wal-Mart whacks reaches its pinnacle on Black Friday, as well as Christmas Eve.

Christmas Shopper 1: "Man, that guy got knocked out cold"

Christmas Shopper 2: "Yeah, he got a pretty good Wal-Mart whack right to the jaw. He's not getting that laptop now!"

by Tmanc December 5, 2010

wallmart

Heaven to poor people like me.

I died and went to Wallmart, where I saved $20 on fish food.

by Adomius August 25, 2006

walmartpeggycarter

The baddest in the game. We shall all worship this legend, our queen, OUR GODDESS.

Tiktok: Who’s our hottest user?
Venusloki: Are u dumb it’s literally walmartpeggycarter

by venusloki May 27, 2021

being wal mart

To be as cheap ass as you can be when buying a product with no regards to where it's made, how it's made, or how the people who made it were paid and treated.

Shopper's friend: "Hey, check out these nice S&M BMX frames.....they are U.S. Made and dope as fuck!"

Shopper: "Yeah, but Dan's Comp sells this Eastern frame for only $250 and hey, it's on sale for an additional $50 off if I buy it today!"

Shopper's friend: "Stop being wal mart about it and spend the extra cash to get a good quality U.S. Made product....yo!!"

by manual63 April 15, 2013

Wal-Mart Face

A mug with no distinguishable or unique characteristics, peppered with a tinge of redneck flare. Not ugly enough to remember, but far from attractive.

Did you see the chick in the blue shirt? Talk about a Wal-Mart face.

by Nicky ThreeFiddy G. October 23, 2008