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The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 10, 2022
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Ultimate Freakage

an action between a man and a woman where they are engaged in a 69 position yet instead they are both eating the respective persons ass. they then proceed to make out after that.
Me and Pat were having some Ultimate Freakage last night in the car and it felt kinda evil?
by PatTheFruncle May 14, 2024
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Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
by cocknockers January 24, 2009
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Ultimate X

(n00b) - his skills and stash are godly
(1337) - thats cuz hes Ultimate X
by Ultimate X August 12, 2004
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way
look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street
by ontherox October 13, 2011
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ultimate sigma male

every guy named hunter ever
person 1: yooo that dude is a ultimate sigma male!
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter
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