1 definition by TheOnlyWasp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.
Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!
by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018
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