Twat Towel 

A Tampon / Tampax / Sanitary Towel. That horrible thing that women put on their cunts to soak up a period.

Oi you bitch, your fucking twat towel is lying on the toilet floor again.

Twat Towel by Terry T November 27, 2006

Twat block 

(v 1) When a female interferes* with someone, typically a male who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex.
(v 2) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"

(n) any female one who prevents another person from getting to know someone.

*Often intentionally

(1) Jim was talking to Lisa. That is until Jims little sister twat blocked him when she asked why he needed two girlfriends.
(2) My ex-wife twat blocks me every chance she gets. I hate her.

Twat block by Solar1 April 7, 2009

TWAT-TED 

The definition of this word would be to get CRUNK, SMASHED, CUNT-TED or WASTE-TED!

"oh my gosh marie, you were TWAT-TED last night!"
"Come back to my room, i'm a virgin!"
"WTF, you're fekin TWAT-TED!"
TWAT-TED!
CUNT-TED!
WASTE-TED!

TWAT-TED by annoymous ; ) October 18, 2007

twat squat 

the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.

a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.

twat squat by wink1 December 6, 2011

Twat Dog 

A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.

*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"

**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.

Twat Dog by SABINATOR August 11, 2009

Twat-sicle 

When you stick a pop sicle in a womans vagina let it ment, and drink the juice!

I like to give grape Twat-sicle's to hot babes!

Twat-sicle by Louis (LaMigra) January 7, 2006

twat check 

Noun:
a short-term sexual episode with a woman the purpose of which is to make sure that the fit of the twat hasn't been tampered with (i.e. by another man's dick. a.k.a.
A booty call.
A way to keep the pimp hand strong

I hadn't seen my jump off all week, so she was due for a twat check.

twat check by Kenney Jones December 3, 2005