Tampon Ass Pigeon

Basicaly when sum1 puts yo tampyon intyo pigeon hole yo dats wat yo get yo!

Whenst one instertuth thine sanitary device into whonest pigeonono anus now thats a Tampon Ass Pigeon!!!

by Da Birdos March 25, 2012

tampon

can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good.

pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy

YOU ARE SUCH A TAMPON!
or
you are such a super tampon, thanks for being my friend.

by kymlanna March 10, 2007

tampon whore

someone who will use absolutely any tampon, used or unused, any brand, or size

my mother who got excited when a box of tampons came in the mail, a sign of the tampon whore

by joyful71815 June 23, 2009

Ass Tampons

Groups of forum-dwelling sperglords who derive all pleasure in their existence from thinking that they have any effect on other members of said forum.

"Hey, look at all those 30+ year old members who are STILL on that forum. It's like they're so unhappy with their lives that they need to derive pleasure from an imagined sense of self worth! What ass tampons!"

by Jennie S sucks the cock March 5, 2013

bloody tampon eater

the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons

Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater

Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?

Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries

by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010

tampoon

the kind that shoot! a tampon used as a harpoon gun or missile
directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!

sam: no, do not attack me with your tampoon!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!

by the diabolical snuggles(sean) April 13, 2009

Tampoon

A tampon, soaked in a strong liquor or for the non-drinking saints amongst us (who while sober are willing - Legends) caffeinated products and insert said tampoon into the anus. (Tampooning) This is best achieved using an applicator not made from card and preferably with some KY jelly. The result is alcohol entering the system and bypassing the liver, promoting your inebriated state.

1: Andy just tampooned last night!
2: I know, heard him screaming in pain the next day when he went for a dump
1: Dirt!

by beaverman May 29, 2010