Tom Johnson

(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.

I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!

by jjohs April 19, 2010

tom and jerry

An awsome programe that rocks. About some cat named Tom and some anoying mouse called Jerry. The cat always tries to eat the mouse but the mouse always gets away.

Tom runs after mouse into garden. Mouse hides behide dog. Dog eats cat.thats an example of Tom and Jerry

by bob marley - the one and the only August 3, 2007

Tom Ford

Tom Ford is widely known as a successful American fashion designer. Also, the term was adopted by urban societies in the last 1990s referring to successful drug dealers that would sniff cocaine off of tables.

This reference has recently regained notoriety in hip-hop artist Jay-Z's song "Tom Ford".

"I don't pop molly, I rock Tom Ford"

Meaning, Jay-Z is stating his level of dominance over other artists by the fact that while they are doing weaker drugs like MDMA, Jay-Z sniffs cocaine off tables.

by act1n_5hady September 25, 2013

tom holland

Tom holland is a literal sex god. absolutely fucking beautiful, i don’t think there is genuinely anyone better looking in the whole world. His personality is fckn impeccable and oh my fckn god when he puts on glasses 🤤🤤🤤makes u genuinely drool trust. and his voice OMG unreal mate unreal. He is everyone’s dream boyfriend. Also he’s so class at playing spider-man gen going to cry when they appoint a new one:(

tom holland is fucking amazing

by thisguy35 April 20, 2020

Tom Araya

Tom Araya born on June 6, so on 666, it was his birthday , also he is best known as the vocalist and bassist of the thrash metal band Slayer. Which also kicks ass. SLAYER OWNS ALL.

WHOOOO TOM ARAYA OWNS!

Q: "Who is Tom Araya"
A: "Who isnt tom araya, he fucken owns all since he belongs to SLAYER, greatest band ever, the best band with the badd azz riffs, and he plays the bass....dude he owns XCORE!"

by mutilationricky June 11, 2006

Tom Selleck

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."

by Stabitystab July 27, 2008

Tom Filosa

1. Bird-Ass Nigga that talks a lot of shit about various topics.

2. Official Facebook "VJ" (Video-Jockey)

3. Professional Pole Smoker

4. Wigger

Random #1: "Did you see that video that "Tom Filosa" posted on his Facebook?"

Will: "This fucking guy posts video's all day, Which one?"

Random #1: "That music video from Riff Raff"

Will: "Absolutely not!!"

by iBigWiLL January 6, 2012