milk race

when a group of teenager lads have a group masturbation session to see who will come first.

hey mates ive got some porn lets have a milk race.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

spilt milk

Something mildly bad/unpleasant which has already happened, and nothing much can be done about. Usually referred to in the context of "stop crying over spilt milk".

"so you stuffed up a bit, stop cryin over spilt milk"

by robbo May 28, 2004

man milk

jiz juice

I milked him till I got a mouthful of jiz juice.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

Birthday Milk

Milk that comes from a carton that goes off on your birthday.

kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday

by PaMcD January 29, 2009

Vodka milk

Vodka milk?? Monday night?? Spoons with the ladzzzz not going Well??? Grab that vodka, bitttchhhh, add that milky boiii n the party ain't stopping there you end up dancing on the table to arctic monkeys like your history essay is 4999 words out of 5000 being that Sheffield lad u were born n raised ass bbabbyyy.
A drink only the bold would try, nearly a white Russian only a legend would be named after it, try it I dare ya but u will never be THE Vodka milk

Person 1: who is he? That keisha Becky boy over there? It's vodka milk.........?
Person 2: I have my tea with milk... Vodka milk

Person 3: I want a milf... a vodka milf

by TP22VM November 20, 2019

Milk Shitter

Homosexual who shits cum.

Sanchez is the biggest milk shitter I've ever met.

by Chodey McSnatch August 3, 2015

where the milks at

most excellent, totally sweet, the bomb diggity, the dank

this party is where the milks at!!

by narkus April 9, 2004