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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself
by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019
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Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes
Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.
by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021
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Loafed

Loafed means loafed. Ex. Lil flagella is the best SoundCloud rapper he’s the best loaf and will never get loafed.
Get loafed
by Lil flagella November 25, 2018
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Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait
"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."
by 7 way May 31, 2022
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fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 23, 2017
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LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.
Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."
by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 4, 2017
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