mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 13, 2023

Fulton science academy

the nerdy school where the coolest person in the world, Ariana attends.

WOW! I can't believe Ariana goes to such a nerd school. She is too cool for Fulton Science Academy!!

by bestpersonintheworld38845859 February 25, 2021

science cream

when you start to cream because of science

I just made some science cream and she likes it.

by creamy bill nye the science February 27, 2023

citizen science

A three-week, intensive introduction to the sciences for all first-year undergraduate students at Bard College.

Citizen Science sends students into a state of boredom that very easily leads to suicidal behavior.

by 69bridge January 08, 2011

mytho-science

noun; a field of science in which mythological or mystical ideas were transformed into scientific knowledge, acknowledging the role of myth in the early development of human understanding.

The ancient belief in divine beings controlling the weather was a mytho-science that inspired early meteorological studies, leading to the scientific understanding of atmospheric phenomena

by ARog59 August 28, 2024

Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'

According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.

by Partydoos January 20, 2020

drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk October 11, 2015