Life

Is a b*tch, and then you die.

"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."

by dboyish408 July 26, 2009

Life

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

If you're reading this you're experiencing life, and the only alternative is death.

by Tooliteral October 13, 2009

life

what you need

kid 1: hey, look at this silly definition for "tingting"!

kid 2: hey, you need a life.

by facebook_stalker May 3, 2009

Life

When something over the top happens in different situations.

Playing Street Fighter Alpha 3 Gold Max Stars, fighting Shin Akuma. Getting caught by his Raging Demon, takes all of your life.

Player: Omg he just did the Raging Demon...annnnnnnnnnd Life.

by Leanit August 3, 2008

Life

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?"
Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014

Life

Hell on Earth.

I hate Life.

by I like turtels August 5, 2017

Life

A sad thing that is cruel and unfair.If you don't have one goof for you.

What's a life?

by idkwhatalifeis December 19, 2018