A sexual act whereby a female defecates upon a glass coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her buttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.
Man this chick did the sweetest coke float I ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that shit up.
by FloatingEgg June 17, 2011
by DirtyCeZar September 03, 2012
this is a drink, may or may not be alcoholic. the black and coke is made by putting an NBD(see NBD) in a glass of coke.
warning! drinking a black and coke may result in choking, STD's, and payment of child support
warning! drinking a black and coke may result in choking, STD's, and payment of child support
by k-nig May 03, 2008
The ultimate in awesomely and laughably implausible. Coined by the Nostalgia Critic, Doug Walker, in his review of "Double Team", referring to the death scene where Dennis Rodman is saved by blocking the flames using a Coke machine.
With all these explosions and all this fire, it's hiding behind a Coke machine that saves the day! You've heard of jumping the shark and nuking the fridge, well, this is frying the Coke!
by TGWTGFan92 April 27, 2011
When David set his fart aflame, the rest of the Law Office laughed and cheered with coke and mentos jubilation.
by Original Gersh July 30, 2011
'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'
by BDAdmin March 23, 2009
When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021