Cottini test

A skill test used solely as an excuse to fire an employee.

Natalia took the Cottini Test and was fired out after that.

by Vipero September 25, 2020

Lad Test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

"Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
"I haven't heard from my mate in a week, must have failed that lad test"
"Sorry, I gotta stay in tonight. I'm going to check out Jimmy's social media to study for tomorrow's lad test"
"Sorry, I'm not giving it my all today lads. Had a lad appointment last night
"what's wrong with Jimmy?" "He just finished the lad test"
"got my 23&Me test back... turns out I'm not the lad"
"Can you feed my dog over the weekend? I'll be out of town to do lad test"
"hey r u comin to my stag and do tmrw lad/?"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020

low test

Low testosterone male.

Slang used on 4chan

"Kek, what a faggot. Low test"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

State Test

the worst legal thing to come into existence besides homework

Teacher: "We have a state test tomorrow"
All students: "fuck"

by DualitysVoided March 22, 2022

Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.

Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"

by Cynical Man May 28, 2022

The lift test

The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".

Put my back out last night attempting the lift test

by El burno July 31, 2009

oral fructose tolerance test

the act of fellatio. Fructose is a major component of semen.

"What were the results of your girlfriend's oral fructose tolerance test?"
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."

by tehfish February 21, 2010