Tit Thruster

Someone who pushes their tits in someone's face in order to be remembered.

- Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.

by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009

Fiscal Tits

A Natural Resource found on the Pregnant Human Female, Used during
harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.

Yo.. We just ran out of cow juice..
Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits?

Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...

by divewave December 31, 2012

Ginger Tits

The tits of a ginger, soulless tits. Usually white with freckles. Can also be an insult

Hey, you see those Ginger Tits in the movie 300, they were hot!

by Cville April 29, 2012

tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.

I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.

by Teratogen December 25, 2011

tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.

"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009

bologna tits

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.

Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.

by mc hammer December 3, 2003

tit smash

What happens when a girl hugs you really tight from any direction.

Compression of tits = Tit Smash.

'So i was lying on the floor and this girl came and laid on top of me, total tit smash'

by SquallyWrath November 26, 2007