A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021

by stargirlinterlude21 February 24, 2022

Generalized term for anyone exceptionally intelligent. Often used with a heavy dose of sarcasm, especially in situations involving mental calculations of any kind.
by Sun-El March 5, 2009

by hooligan333 December 16, 2003

by yoyoyoyooyoitseleanor February 29, 2016

Your trash at math, probably because you are on TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat or any other social media platforms. Or because your thinking about her/him, knowing they don’t want you back.
by BADaTMATH January 4, 2021

by Q-Bert March 17, 2003
