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Simcoe math

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.

Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.
"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"
by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021
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SWAG AT MATH

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math major

Generalized term for anyone exceptionally intelligent. Often used with a heavy dose of sarcasm, especially in situations involving mental calculations of any kind.
Quarter after means fifteen after the hour, not twenty-five past, math major.
by Sun-El March 5, 2009
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Math Murderer

OMG! The GameFAQs mod that murdered the math. Because of his murder, 1.99~ =/= 2

THANKS A LOT!
by hooligan333 December 16, 2003
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math daddy

a boy thats really good @ math and has a very deep voice
"MMMMM IN MY 2ND BLOCK I HAVE A MATH DADDY"
by yoyoyoyooyoitseleanor February 29, 2016
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Bad at math

Your trash at math, probably because you are on TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat or any other social media platforms. Or because your thinking about her/him, knowing they don’t want you back.
I’m bad at math because of HER.
by BADaTMATH January 4, 2021
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Fuzzy Math

Thanks to my fuzzy math skills, i didn't have to worry about college. No, seriously.
by Q-Bert March 17, 2003
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