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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! 

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
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The Dark Tower 

The incredible epic tale, written by Stephen King, of Roland Deschain's search for a tower that holds up all of existence. In his search he encounters all sorts of beings and worlds that are all somewhat parallel. This series can be taken as one of King's greatest works. It contains seven long novels that create the larger tale. The first book was written back in the 70s, and the last book in the series was released in 2004.
"Time is but a face on the water" (DT4- Wizard and Glass)
The Dark Tower by mooth July 28, 2005

The Dejo 

A mythical sexually transmitted disease rumored to be in actual existence. It was created cerca 2003 when a manwhore of a student, nicknamed Dejo, from Eastern Oregon University slept with an equally whorish Mongolian exchange student. The two slept with an uncountable, yet enviable, number of other students and it spread like wildfire. No actual medical symptoms exist, however the social consequences are devastating, if not life lasting. The Dejo has been confirmed in at least 7 western states, and is now in Europe and Asia.
"So Jaime banged The Mongol, and then Valerie, who gives it to Landon, who spread it to Singo, and The German Chick too. Which means all of Boise definetly has it and possibly Germany too. Dude, I'm so glad I didn't get The Dejo".
The Dejo by the nesto November 28, 2007

The Dowey Sandwich 

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.
Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.
The Dowey Sandwich by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010

Gabe the Dog

A small white doggo who borked until 1/19/17... Now he can be found on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.
How ironic Gabe the Dog died the same day that Trump became president! Sleep tight pupper!
Gabe the Dog by WhoDatFreshBoi March 5, 2017

The Deer Hunter 

A great film that tells the story of how the Vietnam War affected the friends and people who lived in some small industrial town of Pennsylvania. It's not exactly a war movie, just a movie about the friends life experience being deer hunters and then soldiers in Vietnam. The movie stars Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, and Meryl Streep.
The Deer Hunter is easily 1 of the best, if not the best movie ever made.
The Deer Hunter by go_wings July 11, 2006

Devin the Dude 

A Rapper/Funk artist. Has the best mix of funk and rap and talks about gettin blowed and gettin booty. The best rapper to smoke to, PERIOD.
Yo, Devin the Dude talks bout tha real shit, like in Doobie Ashtray, or Reefer and Beer
Devin the Dude by Connor December 9, 2004